Holiday Safety Tip #1

Never walk into a house full of dogs covered in chicken liver paté.

Unless you want to be licked to death! Today I was working on a paté for the special christmas lunch service at school this week. I guess I got a lot more of it on myself than I thought and now I really don't have to launder my uniform. I haven't seen the dogs this excited since the day I came home with a trunk full of deer bones.